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Hi all <3

I wish that I had something of any sort of significance to say to you all, but I really don’t. Which is strange because I always have something deep and meaningful to tell you.

Well, no, that was a lie.

BUT because I have nothing important to say, I will say random facts that you will never care about, but will probably stick with you in some way. Ready? Set! GO!

  • President George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
  • The only king without a mouchtashe in a deck of cards is the King of Hearts.
  • 15% of Americans secretly bite their toes.
  • 40% of chicks have thrown footwear at a guy.
  • Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
  • Billy Goats urinate on their own heads to be more attractive to the ladyyy billy goats. ((How… why… i mean… HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?))
  • 20% of tuxedo rentals take place in May
  • Moths have no stomachs. :O
  • Barbie’s full name is Barbra Millicent Roberts. *Not so cute now*
  • It takes six months to build a Rolls Royce and 13 hours to build a Toyota.
  • Jennifer Aniston’s real name is Jennifer Anastassakis
  • Sharon Stone is allergic to caffine.
  • Halle Berry’s stunt double in “Cat Woman” was a man.
  • In Hong Kong, it’s legal for a betrayed wife to kill her cheating husband, but only with her bare hands.

Yeah, that’s all I got. But that’s crazy. O_O Fun times.

Fee loves you <3


2 comments on “*Insert Creative Title Here*

  1. Her stunt double…a man…? That’s really disturbing.

  2. I love you, Feeeee. Also, Billy goats are disgusting, and so are 15% of Americans.

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