Once upon a time, there was a girl who made a promise to post once every day. She’d made that promise rashly and hadn’t thought it through, nor did she correctly judge how much work it would be to do it.
But that girl had made the promise and, although she’d seen her mistake before, was determined to keep up with it.
Plus, if she broke her promise, her good friend Shelby had promised to Rick Roll her, and Rick Rolling is the worst thing that an Internet friend can do to another Internet friend. She did NOT want to be Rick Rolled. She shuddered at even the thought.
So she’d been doing a good job of keeping up with her Post-A-Day resolution — until just a few days ago, when she was sent, by surprise, to a magical land WITH NO INTERNET ACCESS. *gasp*
And, therefore, she cannot be Rick Rolled because it wasn’t her fault that there were no posts on Saturday or Sunday.