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This Post Is Not Useful In Any Way


Hello dear children. Today I’m going to teach you a little bit about a variety of things. Would you like a list? Why am I even asking you, of course you would!

Some Stuff That You Probably Know About Me And A Variety Of Other Things. And If You Don’t Know It, Then I Probably Made It Up.

  • Songza is a very useful website. And I know it’s useful, but I can’t decide if I like it or not.
  • I literally have twenty other things that I’m supposed to be doing right now, but instead I’m putting it all aside for you beautiful people. You’re welcome.
  • After I write this post, I’ll probably troll Liam and Stranezza and Wasim and Fish’s blogs. And then maybe some other people’s. Or maybe I’ll get back on Tumblr.
  • I’ve been on Tumblr all day. I made an entire new blog today. Transferred all of my old stuff over. Everything. It’s beautiful. You should see it.
  • I’d post a link but I won’t.
  • Figure it out yourself.
  • Stephen King… Isn’t… Very… Good. Please don’t shoot me for that one. But. I think he sucks. So far. I’ve only read a couple of his books. But for being written by the undisputed King of Horror, THEY WERENT VERY FRIGHTENING. You know what, I’ll read more Stephen King and write a post on that sometime in the near future.
  • I lost my phone. It’s not upsetting me as much as usual. It’s nice to have an excuse to ignore calls and texts and what-have-you.
  • Edgar Allan Poe is scary. In one of those creepy, old-guy-covered-in-tattoos, cool kind of way.
  • I’ve finally realized that I live literally five minutes’ walking distance from Starbucks. And I’ve lived here for a while. And I didn’t realize it until today. What is that.
  • Slugs have four noses.
  • I’m desperately in love with Lana Del Rey’s voice. Don’t ask me why.
  • John Wilkes Booth’s brother saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son once. Yeah. It happened.
  • The line “Where the honey dips at?” spoken by Lucas Vercetti gives me giggle fits.
  • The ZIP in ZIP code stands for “Zoning Improvement Plan”. Guys. We’re being zoned.
  • I’m so sleepy it’s not even funny.
  • I haven’t slept well in two weeks. *shrug*
  • I love you.

THATS ALL FOLKS. GONNA GO WATCH REALLY BAD CANADIAN SITCOMS NOW.

~Fee<3

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27 comments on “This Post Is Not Useful In Any Way

  1. You are a brilliant writer when you don’t get enough sleep. Would you kill me if I told you to get less sleep more often? Or at least post more often?
    Are you doing Camp this month?

  2. I much agree about Steven King not being very good. From what I’ve read of his (which was The Long Walk) he seems like he’s always… let’s say, on a hormone rush when he writes. I don’t know how many times ‘Crowd’ groaned ‘almost sexually’. D:

  3. I like Stephen King, but I could totally see why you wouldn’t like it. For whatever reason, he feels the need to put unnecessary ‘sexual’ details into his books, making me go, “Why, King? Why did you have to put that in?”
    But I did find “The Shining” really good.

  4. hey! what’s wrong with canadian sit-coms?

  5. Odd timing, I just picked up a Stephen King book (which, for some reason, aren’t too easy to find around here) as well as the original English version of Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter, which I must say was blue-moon business.
    Not getting enough sleep ain’t fun, feeling it even less so, and having back problems to boot… while starting university… well, you could always share in my solace and listen to the Mamushka once, thusly having it suck on permanent loop inside your head all day.

  6. Gosh, I love the new theme you’re using. Maybe I’ll grab it for my blog afterwards, when you don’t use it.

    Sleep less often, Coffee.

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