Hello dear children. Today I’m going to teach you a little bit about a variety of things. Would you like a list? Why am I even asking you, of course you would!
Some Stuff That You Probably Know About Me And A Variety Of Other Things. And If You Don’t Know It, Then I Probably Made It Up.
- Songza is a very useful website. And I know it’s useful, but I can’t decide if I like it or not.
- I literally have twenty other things that I’m supposed to be doing right now, but instead I’m putting it all aside for you beautiful people. You’re welcome.
- After I write this post, I’ll probably troll Liam and Stranezza and Wasim and Fish’s blogs. And then maybe some other people’s. Or maybe I’ll get back on Tumblr.
- I’ve been on Tumblr all day. I made an entire new blog today. Transferred all of my old stuff over. Everything. It’s beautiful. You should see it.
- I’d post a link but I won’t.
- Figure it out yourself.
- Stephen King… Isn’t… Very… Good. Please don’t shoot me for that one. But. I think he sucks. So far. I’ve only read a couple of his books. But for being written by the undisputed King of Horror, THEY WERENT VERY FRIGHTENING. You know what, I’ll read more Stephen King and write a post on that sometime in the near future.
- I lost my phone. It’s not upsetting me as much as usual. It’s nice to have an excuse to ignore calls and texts and what-have-you.
- Edgar Allan Poe is scary. In one of those creepy, old-guy-covered-in-tattoos, cool kind of way.
- I’ve finally realized that I live literally five minutes’ walking distance from Starbucks. And I’ve lived here for a while. And I didn’t realize it until today. What is that.
- Slugs have four noses.
- I’m desperately in love with Lana Del Rey’s voice. Don’t ask me why.
- John Wilkes Booth’s brother saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son once. Yeah. It happened.
- The line “Where the honey dips at?” spoken by Lucas Vercetti gives me giggle fits.
- The ZIP in ZIP code stands for “Zoning Improvement Plan”. Guys. We’re being zoned.
- I’m so sleepy it’s not even funny.
- I haven’t slept well in two weeks. *shrug*
- I love you.
THATS ALL FOLKS. GONNA GO WATCH REALLY BAD CANADIAN SITCOMS NOW.