I’ve broken my silence and come back to wish you all a very happy New Year! I know that 2014 will be good for all of us. In celebration of the New Year, I think we should disregard some of the past (namely, the fact that I haven’t posted in two months) and make some […]

Who Has Time for NaNoWriMo, Anyway?

I know what you’re thinking. It’s Novemeber!, you’re thinking. I want to do NaNoWriMo but I haven’t the time!, you’re thinking. I’m in debate and DECA and I have a million and one extracurriculars and I spend my weekends doing AP homework I don’t have time to write a novel!, you’re thinking. (By you, I […]

In Which I Grant Liam My Teddy Bear

Obviously, it’s me, Coffee. I’ve entered into a half-raised state in order to explain the details of my death, attain justice, and grant Liam that teddy bear that he so desperately desires. Firstly, the matter of my death. ‘Twas a cloudy Washington afternoon when I recieved notice that I would soon reach my peril. The […]

I Guess I’m Mesopotamia

My best friend made a new blog. It’s called Lastly and Least or something. She’s a bad blogger but she’s a great writer and an okay person. You probably remember her maybe. Go read her blog. She is the Egypt to my Mesopotamia (although I think I should be Egypt because I look kinda like […]

An Adulthood Appreciation Post

My dearest, dearest friend Melly is officially an adult, and due to that fact, this post is dedicated to and in appreciation of her. Things That People Can Do When They Become Adults Live in your own place, in which you can buy your own food (not gross stuff that your parents buy) and play […]

Oh, Hey.

Would you look at that. It’s been about a month. Oops. Considering I gave up junk food in place of blogging, I would constitute last month as a loss. (I did, however, manage to give up all forms of unhealthy food, just not pick up my replacement habit, so kind-of-yay Coffee!) I hope it’s been […]

The Year Of Living Without

OKAY SO. Remember when I told you guys I’m getting all capital-S Spiritually capital-E Enlightened and stuff? Well. I forgot to mention that there’s this amazing blog I read called Zen Habits, and for the course of the next 12 months, he’s going on a Year of Living Without. Supposedly, it’ll make life a bit […]