I Will Rule the World

Who Has Time for NaNoWriMo, Anyway?


I know what you’re thinking. It’s Novemeber!, you’re thinking. I want to do NaNoWriMo but I haven’t the time!, you’re thinking. I’m in debate and DECA and I have a million and one extracurriculars and I spend my weekends doing AP homework I don’t have time to write a novel!, you’re thinking. (By you, I […]

In Which I Grant Liam My Teddy Bear


Obviously, it’s me, Coffee. I’ve entered into a half-raised state in order to explain the details of my death, attain justice, and grant Liam that teddy bear that he so desperately desires. Firstly, the matter of my death. ‘Twas a cloudy Washington afternoon when I recieved notice that I would soon reach my peril. The […]

I Guess I’m Mesopotamia


My best friend made a new blog. It’s called Lastly and Least or something. She’s a bad blogger but she’s a great writer and an okay person. You probably remember her maybe. Go read her blog. She is the Egypt to my Mesopotamia (although I think I should be Egypt because I look kinda like […]

An Adulthood Appreciation Post


My dearest, dearest friend Melly is officially an adult, and due to that fact, this post is dedicated to and in appreciation of her. Things That People Can Do When They Become Adults Live in your own place, in which you can buy your own food (not gross stuff that your parents buy) and play […]

Oh, Hey.


Would you look at that. It’s been about a month. Oops. Considering I gave up junk food in place of blogging, I would constitute last month as a loss. (I did, however, manage to give up all forms of unhealthy food, just not pick up my replacement habit, so kind-of-yay Coffee!) I hope it’s been […]

The Year Of Living Without


OKAY SO. Remember when I told you guys I’m getting all capital-S Spiritually capital-E Enlightened and stuff? Well. I forgot to mention that there’s this amazing blog I read called Zen Habits, and for the course of the next 12 months, he’s going on a Year of Living Without. Supposedly, it’ll make life a bit […]

Happy August!


Fortunately for you, dear readers, I am alive. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe since I’ve gone, what, five or so weeks without posting, but it’s true. I’m still kickin’. A brief rundown of how my July went: Started Camp NaNo Hated everything about my novel and decided to scrap it and make […]